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Does it look like me?  I want to look like this-ish.  I think.  haha.  :oP

The Knot's My Inner Bride.  It's pretty cool!  You can customize and create yourself (or someone else) as a bride.  :)



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"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
"Yes. What can I do for you?"
"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept.
Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.
Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.
"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep!"
"Happy Birthday, buddy!"